Me:
Sometimes I think I shoudl have gone into standup comedy.

Vedder:
nah I don’t hink you’d like tellingthe same jokes over and over and over

Me:
You’re so right. But sometimes I’m overcome with the urge to make a living out of telling jokes all day.

Vedder:
then be a funny blogger / dave barry type. and tell different jokes every day

Me:
The problem is I only have about half a day’s worth of jokes.

Vedder:
type slow

Me:
That’d work!